Two brothers, 6 & 8 were discussing whether the words 'hell' & 'ass' were cuss words. They both agreed that they were in the Bible and they didn't believe they were bad words.

Let's try it out on mom.

The 8yr old went in the kitchen, his mom asked: "what would you like for breakfast dear, some waffles or bacon & eggs?" He said: "What the hell, give me some cheerios", and she smacked him across the face.

The 6yr old witnessed this and slowly entered the kitchen. His mom in a stern angry voice said: "And what do you want?" He said: "You can bet your ass I'm not asking for cheerios".

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8/10/12