A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a
lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education
then any Jock cop.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
Irish cop's expense!
Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Irish cop says, "You did not come to a complete stop at the stop
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Irish cop says, "Ye still did not come to a complete stop.
License and registration, please"
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye have to come to complete
stop, that's the law. License and registration please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and
registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go
and don't give me the ticket."
Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living
crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or
just slow down?"