Obama Wins Major Award

News Flash - Obama Wins Heisman Trophy

The NCAA reported today that President of the United States, Barak Obama, has been awarded the Heisman Trophy. While the award is usually bestowed upon college football's most talented offensive player, the NCAA this year took a different approach.

Even though Mr. Obama has never played collage football, apparently he watched a college football game this weekend and thereby is qualified to win the coveted award.

Responding to critics of this years surprise choice, the Heisman committee stated: "It has nothing to do with actual on-the-ground accomplishments. This award is intended to give hope to all the athletes and non-athletes of the world; hope that even in the absence of real performance, they too can be given awards for their good intentions, future promise and current popularity."