Famous Presidential Lies Contest"

LBJ: * "We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)"

Nixon: * "I am not a crook"

GHW Bush: * "Read my lips - No New Taxes"

Clinton:*"I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski"

* "I will have the most transparent administration in history."
* "The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs."
* "I am focused like a laser on creating jobs."
* "The IRS is not targeting anyone."
* "It was a spontaneous riot about a movie."
* "I will put an end to the type of politics that breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
* "You didn't build that!"
* "I will restore trust in Government."
* "The Cambridge cops acted stupidly."
* "The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk"
* "It's not my red line - it is the world's red line."
* "Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration."
* "We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest."
* "I am not spying on American citizens."
* "Obama Care will be good for America."
* "You can keep your family doctor."
* "Premiums will be lowered by $2500."
* "If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan."
* "It's just like shopping at Amazon."
* "I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels."
* "I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups."
* "I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi."
* "I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago."
* "And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him."
* "If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act."
* "If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term."
* "I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term."
* "I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries."
And the biggest one of all:
* "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

I think we have a winner