|I don't know if it's a communist plot, or spawn of aliens or maybe
even Obama's fault, but apparently Thistles are going to take over the
world. Watch along any roadside and you'll see these devil plants
popping up everywhere.
If you do any farming, I'm sure you have seen these things all over your place like I have. I spend half my time any more just walking around digging up thistles. If you don't, next year you'll have twice as many. If you just cut them down their stupid heads will grow back in a few days. Cows wont eat them, goats wont eat them and you better never try to touch one. Their thorns are sharp as needles.
If you see one of these anywhere near your property, dig it up or by next year your whole place will be covered by them.
You have been warned.