How do you starve an Obama supporter? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
They’re not illegal aliens; they’re undocumented Democrats.
What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A fund raiser.
Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? It stands between him and the First.
At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Obama preacher, Reverend Wright.
What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners..
Obama commits more troops to War on Fox News than Afghanistan.
Give me liberty, OR GIVE ME DEBT!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the
middle of the ocean and it sank, who would be saved?
Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash
for Clunkers” program?