Tough Rescission

10 Ways the Recession Has Hit Everyone Hard

1. My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

3. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

5. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

6. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

7. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

8. A picture is now only worth 200 words.

9. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

10. The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear.