An oldie but a goodie.
I like big trucks, big boats, big
houses, and naturally, pretty women.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to
give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing
I don't think playing with toy guns makes you a killer - I believe
ignoring your kids and giving them Prozac might.
I think I'm doing better than the
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I have
the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different,
weird or make me mad.
This is my life to live, and not necessarily up to others
I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it.
I don't celebrate Kwanzaa or Ramadan. But if you want to that's
fine; just don't feel like everyone else should have to.
Our forefathers shouldn't have had to die in vain so you can leave
the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours, and make us
bend to your will.
I believe that if you are selling me
a Big Mac, a pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English.
As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you're
running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't
understand the word 'freeze' or 'stop' in English, see the previous
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
unpopular opinions or actions.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you
qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans,
etc., so you can open a hotel, 7-Eleven, trinket shop, or anything
else, while the indigenous peoples can't get past a high school
education because they can't afford it.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T
or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to
that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light.
But I respect your right to.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or
fat-free on the package.
Our soldiers did not go to some
foreign country and risk their lives in vain and defend our
Constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living
document ever changing and is open to interpretation. The guys who
wrote it were light years ahead of anyone today, and they meant what
they said -- now leave the document alone.
I don't hate the rich.
I help the poor.
I know wrestling is fake.
I've never owned, or was a slave, and a large percentage of our
forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either. Please stop
blaming me because some prior white people were idiots -- and
remember, tons of white, Indian, Chinese, and other races have been
enslaved too -- it was wrong for every one of them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous
than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I want to know exactly which church is it where the "Reverend"
Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpten preach; and, what exactly are their
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should
be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime, then you will
serve the time.
I think Bill Gates has every right
to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it makes
you mad, then invent the next operating system that's better and put
your name on the building.
I don't believe in hate crime legislation. Even suggesting it makes
me mad. You're telling me that someone who is a minority, gay,
disabled, another nationality, or otherwise different from the
mainstream of this country has more value as a human being than I do
as a white male. If someone kills anyone, I'd say that it's a hate
crime. We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef,
turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child -- it
takes a parent with the guts to stand up to the kid and spank his
butt and say "NO!" when it's necessary to do so.