Last Tuesday, as  President Bush got off the
Helicopter in front of the White House, he  was
Carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared  away Marine guard snaps to attention,
Salutes, and says:  "Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs these
Are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for
Senator Hillary Clinton and  I got one for Speaker of
The House Nancy Pelosi."

The  squared away Marine again snaps to attention,
Salutes, and  says,

"Excellent trade, Sir."